An old crow and a cute chick live here
Two old crows live here
A great fisherman lives here with the catch of his life
Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the Dog
Home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the Cat
If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine it's because I have better things to do with my time
Dear lord if you can't make me skinny please make all my friends fat
Kitchen closed due to illness....I'm sick of cooking
Friends always welcome....Relatives by appointment only
Grandmas kitchen.... Hugs and Kisses free
This house is maintained for the comfort of our Dog
This house is maintained for the comfort of our Cat
A farmer lives here with his prize hiefer
Born to have a maid...not be one
Dinner choices...take it...leave it
Dust experiment in progress...Please do not disturb the samples
Dinner will be ready when you hear the smoke alarm
Diet angel way up high please don't let me eat the pie
Compliants to the cook can be hazardous to your health
If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat
If I'd known grandchildren were so much fun I would have had them first
I'm not having hot flushes....I'm having power surges
I'm a woman of many moods and they all require chocolate
I'm not a morning kinda chick
Shopping is not a matter of life or death...it's more important than that
The only domestic thing about me is...I live in a house
God blesses this house...but He doesn't clean it
You may touch my dust...but please don't write in it
Welcome to the funny farm
When sweetness fails and tears don't work...Nag
All we have we owe to udders
Laundry room....drop pants here
Sod the dog Beware of the kids
Shh Baby Sleeping....be quiet or baby sit
The two best things about being a teacher are July and August
I need more money or cheaper taste
I'm having an out of money experience
My secret fantasy is having two men...one cooking, one cleaning
Motherhood is not for Sissies
If only I was rich...instead of beautiful
I cleaned my room yesterday...sorry you missed it
Born to shop...forced to work
Feel free to smoke outside
Just when a woman thinks her work is done she becomes a Grandma
Warning woman on diet
Welcome to our country kitchen
Cherish lifes simple pleasures
Live well...Laugh often...Love much
Sit...Relax...Gossip